kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved, via thewriterwhoisalone)

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

(Source: wildthingsandrippedjeans, via watchthestarsbecometheday)

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

(via peap0ds)

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

(via peap0ds)

jeskaeli:

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

HAHA omg i’m cackling

jeskaeli:

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

HAHA omg i’m cackling

(Source: jake--from--statefarm, via viczilla13)

l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

(via smilebeforedawn)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via trait)

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

(via counterculture-queen)

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

(via ilosemygrip-ilosemyfocus)

eartheld:

spiritualjournies:

calebbabcock:

Bed views the last 2 mornings.

i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life.

mostly nature

(via lesshumanmoretimelord)